London was so fun!

Just in case you're in any doubt that I'm having fun, here's what I did in London:

• Saw the Natural History Museum and learnt how volcanoes and mountains are formed

You can go up, but don't expect to get out again...not with all the wonders to see!

• Saw art galleries and many paintings by artists like Monet (not to be confused with Manet, though I saw his work, too), Da Vinci, Picasso, and many more.
• I had a good breakfast

I enjoyed it a lot

• Got lost and found my way again
• Took a bus and accidentally saw a local's tour of London
• Saw all the main attractions without going on a tour

I saw London Eye

• Saw Cirque du Soleil (I'd booked tickets only hours before the show)
• Afterwards, saw a guy about to cross the road and he did an elegant side step with his arms out to protect his friends from the oncoming traffic. It was a very good impression of the sorts of moves we saw in the show

An extract from the show I saw

• Had The Best Hot Chocolate Ever (quality chocolate with your choice of spices)
• Saw the Hipster part of London and wished my stomach wasn't full from the hot chocolate so that I could fit in the scrumptious market foods (but there were so many that I probably couldn't have decided anyway)
• Saw some of London's finest graffiti

I call him The Gate Eater

I call him The Traffic Watcher

• Stayed in an 8 person room in a hostel all by myself and got to walk around in my grey long johns without feeling self-conscious (these were the ones that sagged at the bottom)
• Had breakfast with ducks, pelicans, and swans

"Oh yes, splendid day. And you?"

• Took London's underground tube 

(the peak hour trip is not included in this fun category)

• Heard many talented buskers. The sound echoes nicely in the underground tunnels

This tunnel reminded me of something out of an 80s sci fi movie

• Saw many amazing poets at a poetry night, and got to talk to a lot of them afterwards
• I bought all the poetry books and EPs on sale. I have no regrets; they're as awesome as the live performances
• I had a snog. It was yum

Shall I keep you in suspense? Could be fun. Make your guess in the comment section

• I found out that policemen in London do actually wear these hats!